- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What is older than history?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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