What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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