- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar