- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Punching a baby

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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