- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

a seal walks into a club.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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