- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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