Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

this is not a drill.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

angelosnyder is not gay

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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