- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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