Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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