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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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