An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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