Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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