- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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