- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

I'm Batman.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

I grunt when I poop.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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