- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Your future.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

stuarts mum

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

I grunt when I poop.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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