Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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I'm Batman.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Abortion

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Anti Joke

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