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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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