- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Women's rights...

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

This is an anti-joke.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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