- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

what happens every day? People die

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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hey, my names mark.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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