- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

hola said the chinese man

Women's rights...

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

watch me nae nae

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

hey, my names mark.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

what happens every day? People die

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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