- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

I grunt when I poop.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Liverpool City Football Club

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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