hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Wanker

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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