whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

I'm hungry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

your life

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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