Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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