- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Punching a baby

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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