Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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honest politician

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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