- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

live or die you decide to late time to die

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