What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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to get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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