what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Your existance.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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