Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

FUS RO DAH!!!

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

to get to the other side.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Anti Joke

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