Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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