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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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