What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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