hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Keanu Reaves

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

where do some birds live in? Earth

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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