- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Once upon a time, The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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