Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

kaite is dumb that is true

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

A Fat Kenyan

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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