- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

a seal walks into a club.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

HURT

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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