- Anti Joke

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman