- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

boobs.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

children burning

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's clear and wet? water

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Poop!!

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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