- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

A Fat Kenyan

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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