- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

The Holocaust

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

My friend harris is fat.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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