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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's clear and wet? water

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

children burning

I have a gay camel

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

boobs.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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