- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Yo mama so fat.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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