Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

david what a baghead

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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