- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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