Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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luke moore cant pull it back

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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