- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

A man sat on a chair

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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