- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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