- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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