Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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She said no

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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